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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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