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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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