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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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