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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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