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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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