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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺
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