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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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