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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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