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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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