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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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