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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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