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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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