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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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