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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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