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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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