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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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