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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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