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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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