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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.