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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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