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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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