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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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