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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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