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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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