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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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