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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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