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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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