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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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