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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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