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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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