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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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