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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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