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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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