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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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