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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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