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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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