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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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