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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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