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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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