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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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