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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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