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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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