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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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