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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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