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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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