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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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