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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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