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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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