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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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