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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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