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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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