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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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