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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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