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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘
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