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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦
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