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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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