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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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