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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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