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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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