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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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